The Last Episode of White Lotus (Spoilers)

 What the F***.


I waited to write this knowing that the episode would come out today 12/11.

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT.

The White Lotus season two was based in Sicily, Italy featuring multiples of characters.

Here is the rundown on how I see the characters based on relevancy in my brain:

Albie, the dad, the dad of the dad.

Aubrey Plaza, Aubrey Plaza's husband, Theo James. Queen Daphne

Jennifer Coolidge, Jennifer Coolidge husband from season 1, the annoying gen-z girl

Escort 1 and the other one

Valentina 

The gays

The last episode was not at all what I expected and I was so disappointed. 

Going in I was like "Please, dont let Jennifer Coolidge die" AND SHE DIES BY FALLING OFF THE BOAT? ARE YOU FOR REAL.

God this show could have gone for season three with her at ANOTHER White Lotus and I wanted that so bad for her. She is the glue of the show and I think she does such a good job of her character and I wanted to throw my remote at my TV when she knocked herself out. 

I want to discuss through each character how I wish the last episode went.

Albie: Did not give the girl 50k, and just was a normal person and enjoyed his vacation.

The dad: I wish he told Albie he has sex with the hooker.

The dad of the dad: Just got laid like once.

Aubrey Plaza: I wish she had sex with Theo James.

Aubrey Plaza husband: He was too worked up and Aubrey Plaza is hot how was he not attracted to her? The difference between female and male rage showed and he was so annoying I thought for sure he was going to die.

Theo James: An absolute asshole, but he did it so well. I wish he got caught by Daphne in real time.

Daphne: Queen. She was just enjoying her vacation love her.

Jennifer Coolidge: Just didn't die. 

Jennifer Coolidge husband: Hate him he deserved nothing and now he has the money. I wish he got caught.

The annoying gen-z girl: Her outfits sucked I hated that her name was Portia and she was so annoyingly naive and fake woke she just bothered me. Her character was needed but wasn't at the same time. 

Escort 1: She was hot and did what she needed to do.

The other one: Played the piano weird, glad she got the singing job though.

Valentina: Love her. No notes.

The gays: They were so cool I wish they didn't suck and want to kill Jen.


Hated the last episode, but the show this season was well done. Excited for season 3 in Tokyo!

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